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"Come on guys, I'd be perfect for testing stuff on," Ben's saying in his most persuasive tone of voice. "Using robots to fire things won't tell you if the gun's gonna fire badly or hurt the shooter right?"
"True," 'Death corset' Jossie says. "But your skin will take a lot more punishment than a solders."
"You can put pressure gauges on me."
"It would cut down on the budget and increase the accuracy estimates of first person usage," another labcoat adds.
"Does General Ross know about this?" inquires a third.
"I'll convince him. Come on guys," Ben says bringing out the baby blues, "I'm feeling useless and cooped up in my room. Let me help out around here."
Jossie looks at him for a long time before saying, "Okay, IF Ross agrees and you do exactly as we say. NO deviations from the experiment."
"Deal!" Ben says secretly thrilled. If anyone can come up with something that might hurt him it's these guys.
Excerpt from the boards of whatisthisthing.org:
Realamerican: All I'm saying is the guy doesn't even look human! How do we know he wasn't working with those aliens in Vegas?
Monsterhunter: Totally. I bet he's a mole for the aliens and when we trust him, they'll invade!
Thingfan: I'm sorry but have you looked at the footage from the fight? This "Thing" clearly stopped that alien ship from destroying the MGM Grand and killing God knows how many people!
Aintnorealthing: Great, we got a ^&^%@*& freak here who fetishing on the monster.
Realamerican: Yeah. Go back to your mom's basement and let the grownup alone you little @%^#$^.
Thingfan: Do you kiss your mother with those mouths? Is courtesy in debate honestly so hard?
"True," 'Death corset' Jossie says. "But your skin will take a lot more punishment than a solders."
"You can put pressure gauges on me."
"It would cut down on the budget and increase the accuracy estimates of first person usage," another labcoat adds.
"Does General Ross know about this?" inquires a third.
"I'll convince him. Come on guys," Ben says bringing out the baby blues, "I'm feeling useless and cooped up in my room. Let me help out around here."
Jossie looks at him for a long time before saying, "Okay, IF Ross agrees and you do exactly as we say. NO deviations from the experiment."
"Deal!" Ben says secretly thrilled. If anyone can come up with something that might hurt him it's these guys.
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Excerpt from the boards of whatisthisthing.org:
Realamerican: All I'm saying is the guy doesn't even look human! How do we know he wasn't working with those aliens in Vegas?
Monsterhunter: Totally. I bet he's a mole for the aliens and when we trust him, they'll invade!
Thingfan: I'm sorry but have you looked at the footage from the fight? This "Thing" clearly stopped that alien ship from destroying the MGM Grand and killing God knows how many people!
Aintnorealthing: Great, we got a ^&^%@*& freak here who fetishing on the monster.
Realamerican: Yeah. Go back to your mom's basement and let the grownup alone you little @%^#$^.
Thingfan: Do you kiss your mother with those mouths? Is courtesy in debate honestly so hard?
